lol wow that quote
(Source: skankpolice)
so today was a pretty awesome day at work haven’t actually laughed seriously like that in hellas. Later today I’ma upload a pic of my mug :( I’m terrible at taking pics of myself and a funny story that happened today lawl.
All-time favourite characters - Tallahassee
“Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?”
O gwad this sleep i’m about to finally get will be the greatest sleep of all the sleeps in the world! I hope. haven’t slept since yesterday and been up until naoo. Get ALL THE zzzzzz’s! Night world
That really awkward feeling when your pooping and then sneeze and the shit turd comes rushing out and the water splashes on your ass o_O :(


Why can’t you both lie on this stupid door?
can’t fucking breath ekofjwef[hqoufh
HAHAHAHA
Perfection in a post.
omfg dude like I’m gonna overload on this damn song it’s stuck in my head. I like it a lot, but it won’t go away. charles noooooooooo lol aerosmith all over again.
this week will definitely be the last time I watch this work of art in theaters lol
I want to upload a more updated pic of myself if I can remember and lol find a pic of what I want to look like by the end of this summer or near it. must work out and leave all the grease alone :( why is the burgers gone
